Monday, August 3, 2009

(Un)Personal Ad

Perfectly adequate 18 year old college freshman looking for Major to appease her father.
Preferably not journalism, film-studies, or any sort of social science.
Preferably something in the science department.
Preferably pre-med. 
Really, Dad?

2 comments:

  1. Do what you want and fuck the rest.

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  2. But make sure you're married to the rest. Or at least really committed because everybody else might think you're a whore.

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